Gotta earn Deez Nutz!
My son was cutting some weight leading up to his first jiu jitsu tournament. He gave up candy and soda for about a month. He did not know I got these and he had been talking about wanting them. I made all sorts of excuses for why we would not order them. He got second place and when we got in the car, I gave a heartfelt fatherly speech about the things he accomplished and what he earned that day. I concluded my speech by telling him he had earned summa Deez Nutz as I presented him his chocolate bar. He overflowed with joy and I saw some tears well in his eyes when he gazed upon Deez Nutz. I swear he was happier than when he got that silver medal. There was a non-stop barrage of inappropriate jokes for the 2 hour drive home. Great core memories. Also, the candy is delicious. Super simple ingredient list of food you can actually pronounce.
Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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Taste |
Rated 5 out of 5
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Texture |
Rated 5 out of 5
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